The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 1A7 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.492 billion Spice Harvester 1A7ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The powerhouse Spice Harvester 1A7ian economy, worth 509 trillion spices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,484 spices, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,047 per year while the poor average 13,812, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Spice Harvester 1A7 City" t-shirts, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, and the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Spice Harvester 1A7's national animal is the sandworm, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Spice Harvester 1A7 is ranked 264,061^st in the world and 1,535^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Patriotic, with 1.06 flags saluted per person per day.